My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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