i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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