felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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