god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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