the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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