Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
i need some magic done to my vagina
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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