with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I puked a lego.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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