chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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