Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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