Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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