I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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