love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I still have a little drunk in my system
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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