i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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