Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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