my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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