Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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