I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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