I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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