It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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