that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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