there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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