And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i will never coherently bang her
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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