Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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