you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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