Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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