She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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