used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
