some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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