can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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