Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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