I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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