I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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