How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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