so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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