So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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