it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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