I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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