You work out of a Hotel?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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