let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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