I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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