we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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