Sry I called you an 8
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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