idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Come on in and take your pants off
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