You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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