i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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