mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Randomize
