Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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