I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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