You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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