i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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