And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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